Sunday, September 27, 2009

Hair Thinning At The Front





For email I get an alert :


ASSOCIATION OF MALE, reports:


WHEREAS

The apparent 'amariconeamiento standard' of society which we live today in day.The appearance of words like 'metrosexual' or 'homogays', terms that do nothing to blur the boundaries between 'good male' and 'fag generalized'. The increasingly tolerated and consumed! male beauty treatments, The apparent and imminent triumph of the bodies 'hairless', the 'flat bellies' and 'non-fatty skin',

RESOLVED:

For all this and more, 'ASOMACHO' has developed the test in this time you have before, a priceless material which must always remain in the pocket of any 'asomachista' that price and any girl who yearns for us men and export that will serve to bring clarity and order to a society that We isolated and discriminated against. GIFTS


who prefer a. A bottle of rum, brandy or whiskey (very macho)
b. Any article or electronic device (MALE)
c. A pledge of Dress (RARITAN) d.
Sweets, chocolates, etc (WATCH OUT FOR THIS)
e. Flowers and / or perfumes (GAY)

USE TANNING CREAMS AND
a. Not used (MACHOTE)
b. Use only a little in summer (mannered)
c. Use enough in summer (LADYBUG) d.
Use abundant throughout the year (RE-AGAINST GAY)

TREATMENT OF PETS
a. Your dog lives outside and feed it with junk (MALE)
b. Your dog will live in, eat special food and pet him (DELICADITO)
c. A cat, live in, I caress and sleep with him (TROUT TOTAL)


TREATMENT PLANT a. It feeds some of them (RAMBO)
b. Have some plants outside and water them (HALF MALE)
c. Take care of plants and trees (datura) d.
Watering, pruning and talk to plants and flowers in her garden (GAY) USE OF MIRROR


a. Not used (VIKING)
b. He uses it only for hair (FLIRTY)
c. He looks at skin and watch your muscles (GAY) d.
Like GAY, but also looks the buttocks (LOCA UNCONTROLLABLE)
e. It looks different wigs, costumes and outfits (LOST TRAVEL) HAIR


a. No combing or totally shaved (BRAVO)
b. Combing after a shower (LITTLE MAN)
c. Combing several times a day (LADYBUG) D.
Use gel, hairspray and dryers (HOMOGAY metrosexual)
e. Comb and advises others (GAY) HOME CLEANING


a. Barre only when you feel the crunch of sediment to step (MALE)
b. Barre when you see dirt (LEAVES MANY QUESTIONS)
c. Clean with detergent and water (IS GAY) d.
Clean water, detergent and flavoring (MARIPOSA) FAVOURITE SPORTS


a. Soccer, Football, Cycling, Baseball, Boxing, Formula1, Moto (MALE HAIR ON CHEST)
b.Tenis, Golf, Athletics, Swimming (OK, BUT MUST WATCH)
c. Aerobics, Spinning, Volleyball, Badminton (LOCA UNLEASHED) d.
The As in 'C', but with Lycra (SQUID LOSS) FAVORITE FOOD


a. Pork, fried, macaw, large animal roasted, spicy stews (TARZAN)
b. Fish and salad for no gain (I suspect SENSITIVE)
c. Comprehensive Sandwiches, soups (GAY) d.
Birds accompanied with steamed vegetables (baby rapture) FAVORITE DRINK


a. Beer, rum, tequila, vodka (MALE)
b. Whisky on the rocks (FINE)
c. Light refreshments and soft drinks (SE LE MOJA LA CANOA) d.
Fruit juices and very sweet non-alcoholic liquors (irredeemable philandering)

GROOMING
a. A shower in 5 minutes with soap and wash your pants (LEGIONARY)
b. Quick bathing with shampoo but not touching the ass (MALE)
c. Bathing for more than 30 minutes with liquid soap (FAG) d.
Bathing with salts and foam in the bathtub (cuttle outrageous)

BEER
a. Frost and in large quantities (SUPER MACHO)
b. Only one for heat (HALF GAY)
c. Lemon (GAY) d.
No alcohol (SUPER GAY)
e. Without alcohol, ice and lemon (SUPER PLATANAZO)

WHEN WILL THE STORE
a. To see girls (SUPER HUNTER ZORRAZO)
b. To see and buy girls clothes (WATCH OUT FOR THIS)
c. A watch's clothing girls (THREAD VOLT) d.
A try and buy the girls clothes (no words ...)


preserve the species .........¡ LET JOIN NOW ASOMACHO !

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