NATO HEADQUARTERS (BRUSSELS)
A: All Staff
English
SUBJECT: Use of Inappropriate Language
has come to our attention by several official visits to our headquarters personnel commonly used offensive language English. This behavior not only violates our policy groups, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and for the same staff.
So our staff is required to English that the following rules apply immediately.
1. Not refer to foreign colleagues or visitors as "that fucking foreigner."
2. Words like "hell", "host", and such expressions are used with emphasis, no matter what it is heated discussion.
3. Do not tell "has shit" when someone makes a mistake, or is screwing things up if they see someone being reprimanded, or "what crap!" when it has made a big mistake. All direct or derived from the verb "cagar" are inappropriate in our environment.
4. Not refer to the Commander in Chief, Supervisor or Head of Administration Section, under any circumstances, "the son of a bitch", or "bastard" or even "asshole."
5. Not concern the lack of determination as "lack of eggs" or "gayness" does not refer to people with lack of initiative as a "cocoon" or "scared shitless."
6. Not refer to any unusual or creative ideas as "mental straws" in particular those from their commander.
7. Do not say "how to fuck me" if a person is persistent, or "fucked up" or "they're going to fuck" if a colleague is in a difficult situation. Furthermore, when the work is complicated, expressions like "What fucking" will not be used.
8. Whenever someone left alone, will not say "go to take the ass" and not replaced the polite "I can help you?" To "what the fuck you want?"
9. If the work or the situation is complicated, an acceptable expression such times are coming difficult to be used instead of "this is fucked up" or "going to fuck us all." Additionally, if you make a mistake, do not say "that sucks" or expressions made by the root "whore."
10. Not refer to salary increases as "Rise of shit."
11. Last but not least, after reading this note please do not say "I'm going to wipe your ass with it" or "I pass through the lining of the balls."
Keep it clean, odorless and apply it properly.
With greater health, Adamson JW
Admiral Way
Draco
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